Opinions are my own & that of all women.
'I love my Mom, but she is terrifying my children."
"So, you're a young woman ready to embark on the wondrous journey of opening this jar of mayo. Simple, right? Wrong."
"It's simple home economics."
"Here are some flirty head tilts you can use to imply that he should change his entire life plan before it's too late."
"There's a new Madden out?? Oh, hell yes!"
"Oh, what's that little girl? Your parents are divorcing? Try a slow AOL dial-up connection for one day, and then talk to me about being sad.